youstillloverockandroll:

Wish you were beer

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer

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  • Things I'm bad at: singing
  • Things I do a lot: sing

pospiscal:

*cracks my knuckles* time to complain

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jbkats:

"paramore was pulled off tour for a week when hayley was 16 because her mom grounded her" is the funniest thing i’ve ever heard

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michaxl:

*walks into school* wtf there are so many people from my school here

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neatvibes:

most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later

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